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	<description>Got a question? Maybe I can answer it.</description>
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		<title>Why Why Why</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did u really make this whole website for ppl to ask u random pointless questions just cuz u were boredd?? Lisa Hey Lisa I thought I covered this already? http://mr-david-long.com/faq http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/welcome-to-ask-david-anything.html David]]></description>
		<link>http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/why-why-why.html</link>
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		<title>Why did the chicken cross the road?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why did the chicken cross the road? Anonymous The chicken was avoiding McDonald&#8217;s out of fear for becoming nuggets. David I did a Google for this question and this is what I found.: The earliest known joke is about a woman farting&#8230;..]]></description>
		<link>http://mr-david-long.com/recreation/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road.html</link>
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		<title>Why is my computer slow?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is my computer so slow loading websites? Matt Hey Matt. Stay off naughty websites and only download things from reputable websites. Only download things you really need, as a lot of free downloads contain spyware. David]]></description>
		<link>http://mr-david-long.com/computers/why-is-my-computer-slow.html</link>
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		<title>Movie Arm Rest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I go to a movie, which arm rest is mine? Ryan Hey Ryan That is a funny question. I would first assume that if you right handed the the right one would be yours. Probably depends who your sitting beside too though, because if you between two people that are both double your body [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mr-david-long.com/society/movie-arm-rest.html</link>
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		<title>When you&#8217;re sick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[here is the question. when your sick you stay home from work, everyone knows that. but when your voice goes and you have to call in sick to work, but the rest of you is not sick enough to phone in. do you still call in sick to work? Jill Hey Jill. Its going to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mr-david-long.com/business/when-youre-sick.html</link>
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		<title>Welcome to ask David anything.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello there. My name is David and I have nothing better to do, then to answer your questions. However bizarre or weird they may be. I will answer most questions with a tasteful spin of humor, and we will see if I am any good at it. Go ahead, ask me.]]></description>
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