Ask David Anything » David http://mr-david-long.com Got a question? Maybe I can answer it. Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:38:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Why Why Why http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/why-why-why.html http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/why-why-why.html#comments Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:49:54 +0000 David http://mr-david-long.com/?p=163
Did u really make this whole website for ppl to ask u random pointless questions just cuz u were boredd??


Lisa

Hey Lisa
I thought I covered this already?

http://mr-david-long.com/faq

http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/welcome-to-ask-david-anything.html

David

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Anonymous

The chicken was avoiding McDonald’s out of fear for becoming nuggets.
David

I did a Google for this question and this is what I found.:
The earliest known joke is about a woman farting…..

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Matt

Hey Matt.
Stay off naughty websites and only download things from reputable websites. Only download things you really need, as a lot of free downloads contain spyware.
David

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Ryan

Hey Ryan
That is a funny question. I would first assume that if you right handed the the right one would be yours. Probably depends who your sitting beside too though, because if you between two people that are both double your body weight, chances are your not getting either arm rest.

]]> http://mr-david-long.com/society/movie-arm-rest.html/feed 0 When you’re sick http://mr-david-long.com/business/when-youre-sick.html http://mr-david-long.com/business/when-youre-sick.html#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:52:16 +0000 David http://mr-david-long.com/?p=64 here is the question. when your sick you stay home from work, everyone knows that. but when your voice goes and you have to call in sick to work, but the rest of you is not sick enough to phone in. do you still call in sick to work?

Jill

Hey Jill.
Its going to be tough for you to call into work with no voice.

  1. You could have someone else call in for you
  2. You cold just go to work and see if they can give you a modified job for for the duration that your voice is lost.
  3. I would just send them a letter in the mail informing them that you can not attend work today.

    4. David

    ]]> http://mr-david-long.com/business/when-youre-sick.html/feed 0 Welcome to ask David anything. http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/welcome-to-ask-david-anything.html http://mr-david-long.com/from-david/welcome-to-ask-david-anything.html#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:28:28 +0000 David http://mr-david-long.com/?p=49 Hello there. My name is David and I have nothing better to do, then to answer your questions. However bizarre or weird they may be. I will answer most questions with a tasteful spin of humor, and we will see if I am any good at it.

    Go ahead, ask me.

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